Sarcastic dating quotes
Of course, it’s obvious when this isn’t true (like when you know you’re having a bad hair day, and he says, “Nice new ‘do!
But just because she means the world to me doesn’t mean I’m not going to get a quick jab in here and there. On the other hand, if this becomes a regular occurrence, refer to the previous entry; if he really cares about you, he’ll make fun of you right to your face! It's like that time we were at her parents' wedding anniversary and I told that joke: 'What's the definition of vagina? I was stuck with a case where Zuzu Petals and Art Mooney were battling out for the 'Lamest Clue of My Career' award." The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - "I couldn't believe it was her. I'd always loved Jazz, 'cuz she despised me for who I truly am. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Just because they incessantly pick on you doesn’t mean they don’t like you.
In fact, if someone acts sarcastic to your face, it almost certainly means he truly enjoys your company.
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.
It might be a quick, off-the-cuff remark, but chances are, you won’t live it down for quite some time.
Once you start interacting with a truly sarcastic individual, you’ll get the hang of how to converse with them, and will know what they’re thinking at all times.
Regardless of if they’re teaming up or butting heads, getting two people armed to the teeth with salty comments is sure to provide hours of entertainment for everyone else involved.